Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Couch. On fire.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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