A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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