then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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