This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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