Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think my moral compass just broke
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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