I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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