My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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