4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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