Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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