I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I pour the whiskey from now on
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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