Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Randomize
