M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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