How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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