Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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