dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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