I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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