Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
wrigley field is MILF paradise
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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