He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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