To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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