oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
