I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Text me some of your sweat
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