You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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