At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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