I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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