I'm really into asian looking animals
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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