I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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