I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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