is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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