i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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