I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it glows. i had to have it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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