I skipped work to stalk him.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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