I hate all girls vehemently.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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