I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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