Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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