I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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