he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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