Pappa wants mamma naked
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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