I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
