Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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