Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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