I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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