I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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