It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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