Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
