you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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