Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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