i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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