we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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