Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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