Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Holy shit dude........stairs
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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