You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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