Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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