So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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