I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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